Humour

SATIRE:IOC strips Usain Bolt of a gold medal; awards it to Imran Tahir instead
Tahir has impressed IOC with his sprinting skills.
SATIRE: A brutally honest speech by Thilanga Sumathipala during the post-match presentation ceremony
The president of Sri Lanka Cricket makes an honest speech.
SATIRE: MR accuses the Australians of plagiarizing his Padayatra concept
The Australian players commenced a padayatra in support of Murali.
SATIRE: Pradeep injured- SLC asks fans to stay on alert as they might be called in anytime
SLC fears that soon they might exhaust their fast bowling reserves completely
SATIRE: Low-quality benches blamed for Thirimanne’s injury
Sitting on low-quality benches for a long time blamed for Thirimanne's lower-back injury.
SATIRE: Journalist sacked after submitting the same innings report thrice
All three innings were played in the same way, so the same report- argues the journalist.
SATIRE:Heavy taxes blamed for Thirimanne’s lack of runs
Government's decision to tax runs has discouraged Thirimanne.
SATIRE: Sanath Jayasuriya withdraws retirement after Dilhara Fernando’s inclusion in the national squad, to come back to international cricket in a fortnight.
With the new administration aggressively trying blood older players, Sanath Jayasuriya's decision must be a well-timed one.
Officials promise stringent actions against the current captain.
SATIRE: Kotadeniyawa police find evidence of Angelo Mathews fixing matches
Police find evidence of the Sri Lankan captain fixing matches. Officials have promised to take severe action against him.